You know you're an obsessed gardener when...

1. You wish you had flood lights in your yard so you could work in the garden at night.
2. You can give plants away easily, but compost is another thing.
3. You'd rather go shopping at a nursery that a clothing store.
4. You can be found outside at midnight- salt shaker in hand.
   
5. You wash your hair to get your fingernails clean.
6. You grab other people's banana peels, coffee grounds, apple cores, etc. for your compost pile.
   
7. You enjoy crushing Japanese beetles because like the sound it makes.
8. You find yourself feeling leaves, flowers, and trunks of trees where ever you go, even funerals!
9. Your neighbors recognize you in your pajamas, rubber clogs, and a cup of coffee.
10. You spend more time chopping your kitchen scraps for the compost pile than for cooking.